Dream A Little Dream

I am never, never, NEVER drinking anything else my Uncle Perry gives me. I shoulda known. Last night we went over for my cousins 18th bday party. It was hilarious, my fam is crazy. That's beside the point though. While there, Unc gave me just a swallow of some Moonshine or something I don't even know exactly. I'm a pretty hard drinker so it wasn't bad. Didn't burn going down, but I felt nice and warm from my chest to my toes. I didn't get drunk at all though since all I had was that one swallow. When I got home? Weird dream city. I wouldn't say that I never remember my dreams. But I never really remember more than just a vague picture of what happened. Here's what happened.

Dream #1: I wake up on a couch. There seems to be some noise nearby, like people talking. I jump up because I have the feeling I've overslept. Instantly I realize I'm getting married and I don't have enough time to get ready. Next I get PISSED because I haven't had a bachelorette party. This is all I remember from this dream.

Dream #2: It starts with me in a mirror. I have my wedding gown on and my hair has been done. I'm trying to put on makeup. For some reason, my makeup looks horrible! I mean I'm screwing up bad. My lipstick was a hideous shade of bright pink and my foundation was too light. I'm freaking out because the wedding starts at 4:30 and the clock says 4:47. One of my bridesmaids reminded me that it's my wedding so they'll wait for me. I remember telling her I hate when weddings start so damn late. My bridesmaids were women who probably won't even BE at my wedding let alone be bridesmaids. They were random high school classmates and friends of friends. Idk what happened there. Then in walks my fine ass husband to be. He's telling me to calm down and not to worry about the guest. As my bridesmaids said...they'll wait. He was pretty hott too. Score one for me huh?

Dream #3: Now this is where it gets interesting lol. For a split second I thought this dream was real. This dream starts with me waking up in bed. My bed...and reaching for my phone to check Twitter (I actually do this sometimes if I've fallen asleep on someone). I start tweeting one of my buddies and while I remember every single tweet from the dream...I'd rather not share. It was so real that I had to check Twitter this morning to see if they were actually there. I'm thinking maybe I need to spend a little less time on Twitter.

Now what does all this mean???? I haven't the foggiest. Why did I not see any of my real friends or family in the wedding dream? Why the hell am I dreaming about getting married? I know I'm not ready for that. I think I've figured out why I'm dreaming about Twitter. I simply spend way too much time tweeting. As for the other two....no earthly idea what's going on there. I'm blaming it on the Moonshine!